January 2012
I hate it when people run on Filipino time..
December 2011
Who wants to be on the phone, maybe fall asleep...
Like this post please.:)
Anonymous asked: so are you gay or straight?
I believe in getting fucked up.
Gay. Best. Friend..
So my best friend changes in front of me, asking opinion on dresses.
Me: I feel like the gay best friend..
Her: Haha, you know they're benefits to being the gay best friend.
*Gets up in her underwear having her ass near my face*
Me: O_O..
I think NorCal invented the helicopter!:O
Because it’s pronounced HELLA-copter! OH!
I got no emails about anyone willing to take in...
Please help..
http://foesheezy.tumblr.com/post/14831097997/any-of-my-followers-from-the-bay-or-semi-around
Is anyone else's phone being blown up?(x
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Oh Pooh.
Tigger: Hey pooh bear, can I get some of that honey?
Pooh: TIGGA PLEASE!
Lazy rule # 23432985409485.
You were too lazy to read that whole number you lazy asshole.:)
Tell me I'm not the only one NOT excited for...
Ashamed of myself.
Yesterday wasn’t exactly an easy day for me to handle. It’s was one problem after another. I hadn’t handled it the best I could in a smart manner. When the last problem of the day happened, I lost it and gave up on trying to work things through. I always have told people I never drink when I’m depressed, because I’m afraid it’ll make matters worse or...
I hate it when someone admits they like me when...
If you really cared that much for me, you would’ve done it while sober; not intoxicated.
When a store has a fancy customized "sale" sign...
I don’t believe them.
A pimple in you nose is the most painful thing...
"Like" this if you think they should keep the...
:D
Having one of those moments during the night.
When your mind forces you think about all the depressing things you tried so hard to forget before you sleep..
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My friend and I talking about my ex.
Her: What did they say to you?
Me: They were like "you don't know what you have until it's gone huh?"
Her: And what did you say...?
Me: "Oh, I know what I had. A dumb bitch that always brought me down and never let me for fill my full potential. A person who constantly hurts me. So I knew what I had, and I'm glad it's gone."
Her: Damn..
I want a friend who will dance around crazily with...
I'm speechless.
Me: Hey are you okay man..?
Him: You know, just having one of those days where I'd like to go back in time and hand my dad a condom..
Hurt on both sides.
I’ve been on both sides of the camera. First I was the not so nice guy, I hurt a lot of people and didn’t like the feeling. After that I changed my ways and became the “nice guy.” But when I was the nice guy, I finished last. Instead of playing, you become the little bitch that gets played. I really don’t know which guy to be, I tried just being myself, but that guy...
Anonymous asked: You are one of the most conceited people i know. You are annoying and desperate for a damn boyfriend/girlfriend. You're so annoying. You are not cute. You're style isnt cute. You are just one annoying kid. I swear. Your cockiness is just too over the top
Who's your favorite bloggers?:)
My dashboard is so dead.D;
Hey, can I borrow a kiss? Promise I'll give it...
You need some sun, because you're shady as fuck.
One of the best pickup lines.:)
“I don’t have an Xbox.”
I don't like it when people pretend to like me.
I'll never tell, so you'll never know.
To this person I’ve had a crush on for years.
Pathetic, I never even met you. But somehow, you’re always in my mind somewhere. I talked to you twice. The first time was late at night, and you were falling asleep so you probably don’t remember. The second time you came into my tinychat and inside of me I couldn’t believe it, I just wanted to scream. I wouldn’t say...
If you're from the bay like this!
I wanna know all my bay people!
:)
This random guy: I am under the impression that you're not straight.
Me: I'm under the impression that you're ugly.
*Totally not the way of starting the first conversation with me.*
I just want to talk happily on the phone with...
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Lonely nights suck.
People and relationships aren't toys.
Stop playing them. Play with yourself.
Friends with benefits.
Everyone knows what that is. If you don’t, it’s when you have sexual benefits with someone with having to be in a relationship. With me, it doesn’t work out so well because I sometimes end up having some feeling for that person. I usually accept being in a friends with benefits when the person I like doesn’t like me back, or only likes me for looks and wanting sexual...
I'm getting to know this pregnant lady that texted...
Read the funny story her haha:D
http://foesheezy.tumblr.com/post/14482321854/some-random-number-texted-me-about-her-pregnancy-this
Some random number texted me about her pregnancy....
Her: IM PREGNANT !!!
Me: Who's this..
Her: SHELLY
Her: omg john? You don't remember?
Her: Are you going to the baby shower?
Me: Uhmm.. congrats! Haha When and where? Did you put it on Facebook? (I though it was my friend Shelly)
Her: What do you mean? Can you tell Frita?
Me: Who's that.. omg.. do you have the right number?
Her: Stop playing around john. I'm freaking serious, I'm at Kaiser hospital in Richmond.. Come pick me up!
Me: Dude I'm so serious..
Her: Ooooops I'm sorry! lol I just told a random person that I'm pregnant, sorry for bothering you. What's your name btw? Can I name my baby after you?
Her: I hope it's a boy.:)
Her: Btw are you a boy?
Me: Yeah. Lol. Uhmm my name is Az. (ayezee)
Her: Is that your real name?
Me: Yep.
Her: Oh okay.. I promise to name my baby Az... Well I hope my husband says yes lol
Me: Omg.. Okay send me pictures!:D
